CURRENT QUESTIONS Dear Hiro, You are so cute and cool! We love the way you tie up everybody with your wits and your sheep form is so fluffy and adorable! Would you mind if Kisa used you as a pillow? Don't you think she's adorable? You and Kisa are the cutest pair ever! We love you! Signed, PB and Fluff Dear PB and Fluff, Isn't she? She reminds me of my baby sister Momo, especially when she wouldn't talk! She's so cute, and Tohru loves her very much! I know Hiro would never admit it but he would be so flattered if Kisa used him as a pillow, and I know he thinks she's really cute too! Signed, Momiji Dear Ayame, Besides Shigure, are you interested in someone else? Do you and Mine (your co-worker) have a certain something for each other or are you both strictly for business? I think you're the greatest by the way! Signed, Cera Dear Cera, Ohohoho! As you may know, I am irresistible to both sexes, so it is difficult to commit myself to one person! I must be willing and able to assist those in need at any time! Ohohoho! I am great, aren't I? ;D Signed, Ayame Dear Kyou, If Kagura was hurt would you worry for her? Or be happy? Come on, you\'ve got a heart, don't you? Signed, Kevin Dear Kevin, Don't ask stupid questions! Signed, Kyou Dear Hatsuharu, Hi Haru!! Do you ever get frustrated when you get lost or are you still in a daze most of the time? Oh, and would you go crazy if we stole some of your cool clothes? *shifty eyes* Signed, PB and Fluff Dear PB and Fluff, ….No, because I know I will eventually get where I am going…. What daze?.... I thought panty thieves only went after girls… Are you two homosexual panty thieves? Signed, Hatsuharu Dear Ritsu, Have you ever fallen in love with someone and was it a guy or a girl? Just curious because you seem to like guys more since you... You know, act like a woman. Oh, and don't apologize. You're so sweet and you've done nothing wrong! So have more faith in yourself, okay? Signed, Flore Dear Flore, NOOOOO! I AM A FAILURE! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I LIKE GIRLS BUT I'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND! I'M SO SORRY! I'M VERY SORRY I ACT LIKE A WOMAN! I'M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I'M SORRY FOR APOLOGIZING! I'M SO PATHETIC! I AM SORRY I HAVE SO LITTLE CONFIDENCE! I'M SORRY! I'M SO SOR-- *poke* *passes out* Shigure: Gomen nasai! ^_~ Signed, An Incapacitated Ritsu Dear Shigure, Hello Shigure! We are on a super-mega-ultra-extra-special-very-uber important mission to visit every cursed Sohma (and Akito too!) personally! So anyway, we were wondering; were you really popular in high school? Were Ayame and Hatori popular? Because now you are like a god! Everybody loves you including us! Ja ne! Signed, PB and Fluff Dear PB and Fluff, A god? Fufufu… Thank you ^_~ We were very popular indeed. Our nickname wasn't the Super Handsome Blossom Trio for nothing you know. Signed, Shigure Dear Hatori, Wai~! PB loves you and Fluff loves Shigure and we both love Ayame, but that's more information than you want to know, isn't it? Anyway, as a doctor, do you feel even a bit er... Flushed when you have to work with naked patients? @_@ Well, we were just curious to know. (PB has the uncontrollable urge to glomp you at the moment, so I, Fluff, am attempting to restrain her... Hatori... Maybe you should run?) Signed, PB and Fluff Dear PB and Fluff, You are in fact correct. It is "TMI: Too Much Info," but it could have been worse. No, as a doctor, I remain professional. I will take your advice into consideration. Signed, Hatori Dear Kyou, HI!!! We know you will get annoyed with us so we'll make this quick... Maybe. But in your cat form have you ever coughed up a hairball? And if so has anybody ever seen you do it? Couldn't you just eat Yuki? Not that we want you to but has it ever been a thought? What's your favorite color? How much do you-- (PB is dragged away by Fluff while asking 371 more questions) Signed, PB and Fluff Dear PB and Fluff, NANI O? You *&#%ing weirdos! Of course I've never thought about eating Yuki! That's disgusting! I want to defeat him, not eat him. My favourite colour is orange. Signed, Kyou Dear Yuki, Kyyyaaa! Yuki we love you! ... Whoops, I think he mistook us for his fanclub... No wait, come back! We wanna ask you a question! So anyway, since 97.3% of the world is head over heels for you, we're positive you got asked out a few times (or a lot). Is it hard to reject a girl, especially if they're not psychotic members of your fanclub and truly like you? Signed, PB and Fluff Dear PB and Fluff, *awkward smile* ^^; Of course it is, it is always difficult to hurt someone, fan club member or not. I wish I did not have to make those choices. Signed, Yuki |